Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.

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(360): View more from Washington

my secret santa just gave me a pregency test

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(785): View more from Kansas

In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?

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(813): View more from Florida

Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??

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(304): View more from West Virginia

will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?

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(520): View more from Arizona

There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.

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(469): View more from Texas

His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often

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