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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday

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  she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Why do you think she gets more guys?

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  well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.

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• (347): View more from New York

  He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.

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