My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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