When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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