you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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