She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
