Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize