I wish my penis had an off switch
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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