You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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