Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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