Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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