I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There r osticjed everywhere
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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