her vagine was all disorganized.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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