Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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