how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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