The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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