I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
jump out the window naked night went bad
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