How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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