I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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