no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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