KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
