You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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