Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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