He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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