Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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