Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
