somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
