You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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