MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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