I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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