OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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