Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You may now shotgun with the bride
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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