Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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