If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Holy shit dude........stairs
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