it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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