man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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