sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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