so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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