YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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