so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I deserve this hangover.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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