That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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