All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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