Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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