I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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