My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
