But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I am available for nakedness
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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