i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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