the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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