talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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