I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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