she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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