Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize
