were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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