i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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