We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
