how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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