Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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